The reasons why I have no doubt a fair way off, a yummy mummy!
1) I loose all my weight immediately.
2) I have stretch marks and can not longer grace the beaches of a tiny bikini.
3) My hair is not always so bright and shiny.
4) My underwear does not always match. In fact, I do not think that my full set, I do not fit!
5) I can not afford the latest fashion now I have to buy diapers, formula and clothes. I do not know if I knowWhat are the latest fashion!
6) Do I smell smell my trademark scent, I from my children.
7) I can not go shopping for hours, because it's around my 3 year old, on the floor, all eyes to mine, as I do not control my children and my 1 year old cries for her next feed.
Now I love my children love, and hold each stretch marks, loose pieces of skin and wrinkles, but I am green with envy every time I see the paper,adorn our pages look clean and stylish.
Every time I look to take my husband looking through the paper and hover over pictures of the fabulous Yummy Mummy, I still remember the way, that when I got married, in fact, a Hollywood star, the likes of Brad Pitt, David Beckham Ben Affleck and I wanted to be like that fabulous!
The comment about how fatherhood seems strange even for years have taken Brad Pitt are 'also dropped, to ensure its appreciation for theSupport of his children to stay!
The above reasons are why I'm writing this for all other potential Yummy Mummys Fabulous help their wives become mothers again, as well as Fabulous!
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